Timeline
October 2020
01
Sat
Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he’s happy about it?
02
Sun
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste.
02
Sun
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.
03
Mon
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
04
Tue
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off
04
Tue
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
05
Wed
If Purple People Eaters are real… where do they find purple people to eat?
05
Wed
What was the person thinking when they discovered cow’s milk was fine for human consumption
06
Thu
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
06
Thu
Someone who isn't witty or sharp, but rather, they are ignorant, unintelligent, or senseless.
06
Thu
Something that occurs too early before preparations are ready. Starting too soon.
07
Fri
Spending time with another to strengthen the relationship.
07
Fri
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.
08
Sat
A person who does not speak a great deal; someone who talks with as few words as possible.
09
Sun
Getting sincere about something; applying oneself seriously to a job.